How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
Pheno Menon.

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because air is free.

A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
Thad-ani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
Kriplani.

A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
Mar-jani.

Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Ben.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when
he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.

What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

What did the Gujju! mean when he said," Maro dikro
STATES ma gayon?"
His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.

A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu.


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