How to unlock your car with the keys locked in

Blondie Unlocks Car - video powered by Metacafe

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Newest kid on the block

I have moved to my new flat and finally got connected to internet...but that's not the reason for my happiness...
Jayden...Brendon's younger brother has arrived!!!
25 June...Cancer...Wow!! hehehe.
Look at Brendon's face...suddenly he is not the focus of attention any more and he notices that...Mom is planning to bring both kids over to my new place...hehehe...

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I am away for a week

Well even though I don't blog much these days...just dropped by to say that I shall be away for a week..at least a few days...until I get an internet connection at my new flat...Until then...be good :-))

Nokia moon cakes?

I got these images in an email today...Hope there are no copyright violations...

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Indian Idol 3 - Meiyang Chang Update

Here is a trailer. hehehe


And here is a fan video about him. hehehe...

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May be this one has gone too far...it has been all over the world though...Enjoy!

WELCOME TO AIR INDIA! "Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL ( Boniface ) Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board Air India We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us It is with pleasure, I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination If our engines are too noisy for you, on the passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin in only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase." ENJOY AIR INDIA

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Indian Idol 3 – Amazing singing in Hindi by a Chindian :-)

While Gill Singh (Q BoBo) has made his mark as an actor in HK through his performance in the Ding Ding show…
Meiyang Chang is the first Chinese to be a household favourite in India. This dentist is a third generation Chinese Indian from Kolkata Zonal Selections and loves music. His honest voice, clear notes and humbleness have made him very popular with the judges of Indian Idol 3. Read about him here.
Watch this space for more…or go to the Indian Idol 3 coverage by Sify.

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Nora's done a Food Blog

Nora, a friend from the Photoblog world, has started her own food blog - www.mygastronomy.blogspot.com.

Labels: baking, blogging, cookies, Cooking, coyote, Food, hong kong

The 3-minute Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $200 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $200 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $200 he owes me?"

Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure

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Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

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Lesson 3:

A sales rep., an admin clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say

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Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

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Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

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Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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This ends the 3-minute management course....... Hope you get something out of it !!!

I had posted it earlier...but looks like you had not paid any heed to it :-P

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