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My 7 Masks
"One day, long before many gods were born, I woke from a deep sleep and all my masks were stolen, the seven masks I have fashioned and worn in seven lives, I ran maskless through the crowded streets shouting, "Thieves, thieves, the cursed thieves."Kahlil Gibran
And when I reached the marketplace... I looked up... the sun kissed my own naked face for the first time. For the first time my own naked face and my soul were inflamed with love for the sun, and I wanted my masks no more."
Evolution of dance
The funniest 6 minutes you will ever see! Remember how many of these you have done!
Judson Laipply is dancing -
www.evolutionofdance.com
Of what I did and what I could not
I ate. I put on 4K. I used the uZap for 1 hour almost daily...I watched football. I worked long hours and had little sleep. I learned how to push and get things done. I had so much back pain that I could not raise my hands. I had successful presentations. I could negotiate. I drew up against walls and blasted through them. I had pimples. I read books. I watched TV. I met some friends. I watched bollywood movie shooting. And, the traffic jam it caused. No, I could not lose those 4K. Still shows...I watched sunsets. I watched sunrises. I walked in the sun. I watched the rain come down. I saw the dark clouds. I saw the silver lining. I was very lonely. Miss you, Sugar.
A cabbie takes a break in the hot hot afternoon
Raining down hard at Bangkok Airport
Professional - Earpicker...what a brave man...to lend his ear...
Mumbai Dabbawala..it's amazing how all the tiffin boxes are picked from your home and delivered at your office. Without a single piece going missing.
The bridegroom's car...all decked up...
My desk @ office :-))
Books and Music
That's what I spent money on during my last two trips...especially during the last one...Take a look :-)
All Look The Same? Think again - Chinese/Japanese/Korean
There are 18 faces and you have to guess whether they are Chinese, Japanese or Korean. The quiz asks you for your name but you don't have to give your real name. The email address is optional too.The average score is 7. I got 9 correct. Since you watch so many Japanese and Korean TV series, you should get even higher !
Have fun !
MONA BEN KI JAI
An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewelry, and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again.After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him that this time also i thought that u would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewelry.....
But u gave only a card and a jar of Almond sweets. On this the Arab replied "Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins
Spam away?!
>Subject: Fw: mail victim >Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 16:33:02 +0530
> > Good one - in honour of all fwds
> > > > > A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
> > I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain > letters to me in 2004 & 2005. > > Because of your kindness: > * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for > removing toilet stains. > > * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle > infected with AIDS. > > * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because > they cause cancer. > > * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and > sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone > will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. > > * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to > dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls > to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. > > * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will > get sick from the rat feces and urine. > > * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot > she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take > my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. > > * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl > that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! > she's been 7 > since 1993...) > > * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the > $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I > participated in their > special e-mail program would arrive soon. > > * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes > for a paid vacation to Disneyland. > > * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account > to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $. > > * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, > Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already > married (to someone else) > > IMPORTANT NOTE: > If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 > seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at any time > > Thanks and Regards, > > A Frustrated Victim
Two big suitcases and a hi-tech watch
There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears. He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile! The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!! He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?" "It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz. The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a price and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away. The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases." The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They are the modems you need for your new watch.The Sardar hits back
Interviewer: How does an electric motor work? Santa: Dhurrr… dhurrr.. dhurrr… dhurr… Intereviewer: Stop it. Santa: Dhurrr… dhup… dhup… dh.
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Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, my son is in Medical College.Banta : Really, what is he studying.
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.The shop owner gave him the flag.Guess what did he ask next... " ismein aur colour dikhayiye"
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg?"O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!"
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Santa (reading from book of facts):"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?
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Why did Santa take a plumber with him to give exams? Because he heard that the paper had leaked !!
Cold night on the train...two strangers
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we're married?" "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited. And she said. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Then get up and take it yourself"!! KAKAKAKAOld Master Q Comics
Old Master Q Comics. hehehe
Hotel Kerala-fonia by Yeagles
Sing Along to the beat.........................................
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our
steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
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Please note - this is what I received in an email and not my composition.
Don't be too sure....hahaha
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his firstwitness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.I've know you since you were a young boy,and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. "
The Lawyer was stunned.
Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones. do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bxxxxxxs asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."
It's not all gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent".
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back,
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, they stink terribly."
"Good", the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
